SHOCK AND HORROR

today was a shocking and horrible day. during shooting that is.

I was shooting, as usual, in the range. Since I reached the lane at a rather late time, all my other team members were nearly done except me! Who just started! So I was really focused during training today. I was standing at my lane... and trying to get that sinking feeling in my legs that shows that I am really stable. Then I held my gun, and pushed the butt plate firmly back onto my arm, lifted the gun, cheeked down and started dry-firing. I was focusing on every standing position I had....

I decided to check if my butt plate was really firm, so I turned my head around. Yep it was... but from the HINT OF MY EYE, I saw this BROWN thing crawling on my shoulder. IT CAN'T BE WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS. I put down my gun, and continued checking. If I could I would turn my head 360 degrees to check WHAT THE HELL IT WAS that was on my body but of course I can't because I am only human, not an owl.

AND THEN I SAW IT, IT WAS IT WAS IT WAS IT WAS IT WAS THAT BIG STINKIN' IDIOTIC INSECT IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!! A STINKIN' COCKROACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is what xiurong felt when she saw the stupid creature. The next time I saw it it was ON MY PANT LEG so I reckoned it CRAWLED ALONG MY BACK TO GET DOWN THERE. I was seriously, in PANIC, and no one was helping me!?!?? Yenning could only stand there and Shermain had the audacity to say "WA SO COOL" omg I wanted to strangle her T___T I was kinda jumping up and down and wondering why that stupid insect wouldn't drop, it must have suckers for legs. Then! It CRAWLED UPWARD, and THAT DOES IT, I SMACKED THE DAMN THING DOWN MY PANTLEG WITH MY GLOVE. Grrrr, Why didn't I do that earlier???? Well it did get off my body and started scrambling on the ground. I ORDERED Leonard to COME OVER AND KILL THAT THING, but he still wanted to shoot it with the air pistol. Come on, by the time you come back with that awesome weapon of yours that cockroach would have already GONE.

Thankfully the cockroach was rather stupid. I saw it scurry to the wall and it sort of hit the wall and landed up on its back with legs in the air, giving Leonard ample time to choose a proper gun which was a cylinder one to boot. but well... all of us were chiding Leonard for bringing such a good gun to kill such an inferior creature, there even was a debate on whether he should kill it with just air or pellets?! I was like, JUST GET IN AND SQUASH THE DAMN THING.

Benevolent Yenning and Dilly didn't want to kill the cockroach but I was like, AIYA JUST STEP ON IT LAR. And yea, that was what Leonard did, which received protests from the two girls. Zzzz... Cockroaches have been living since prehistoric times, they don't die so easily. If dinosaurs can't kill them, and neither can the Big Bang, NO ONE CAN.

Yeah but well, the cockroach went out cold, and Leonard swept it out of the range. Hurray for him! ....and come to think of it, I think this is the SECOND TIME a cockroach landed on me. The first time wasn't that bad, it was UNDER MY SHOE. And I ORDERED Zhirong to kill it, and he had exactly the same reaction as Leonard, just that he didn't bring a pistol out, he sauntered towards me like some Godfather saying " aiya cockroach only... " I wanted to smack him.