Random

Here's something I picked up from my cousin's blog

Failed Pick-up lines
A: If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put 'u' and 'i' together. B: I wouldn't, because i like 'n' and 'o' together.

A: I could go to the end of the world for you!
B: Good, stay there.

A: Haven't i seen you some place before?
B: Yeah, that's why i don't go there anymore.

A: How much does a polar bear weigh?
B: About 600lbs to 1300lbs for a male.
A: (looking confused) You were supposed to not know, and I'm supposed to say 'enough to break the ice'.

HILARIOUS!