Post of Procrastination: DANIEL IS AN INNOCENT BOY

I am procrastinating because I am supposed to do my Physics Assignment but I am here blogging. I feel like I haven't done anything substantial this weekend, its the slackest weekend I've ever experienced ):

CHARLYN LIM COME BACK LIAO LA MY SUPERPOSITION NOTES ARE CRYING OUT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

... And now for Daniel's share of the limelight. The reason why my title, is what it is.

... I looked through the message history... and its really a mystery how we got to this topic... but well here goes... my most successful attempt which people think im saying the truth but i'm actually lying...

Scenario: I am introducing a friend, ANNYL (read backward) to Daniel, who um, doesn't know her. For some reason.

chinh1612: who's the girl? am I supposed to know her?
xiurong: HAHAHA, nah. no harm not knowing (:
chinh1612: at least tell me the name luh. see whether it rings a bell. lol.
xiurong: its good friend from Bangladesh, Annyl. She is currently working at Little India in a Chicken Briyani store. She cooks fantastic Chicken Briyani lets go patronise her store some day.
chinh1612: lol. hahaha. then i dont know. lol. how come you say she's my friend? -.-
xiurong: you don't know? didn't you two meet at the customs at Changi?
chinh1612: were you trying to make some joke? -.-
xiurong: she dropped her passport and you picked it up for her.
chinh1612: lol. really? zomg.
xiurong: and she still remembers you from that day! Gosh you have bad memory.
chinh1612: hahaha.
xiurong: she will be heartbroken (U)
chinh1612: who told you?
xiurong: AHAHAHAHAH. my good friend annyl!
chinh1612: lol.
xiurong: LAME MAN!
chinh1612: how come?
xiurong: i think I can only be this convincingly lame on MSN

at this time I wanted to stop lying... but Daniel kept probing... I thought he was playing along though...

chinh1612: I don't remember nething.
xiurong: you have short term memory loss la.
chinh1612: but how come she know I'm your friend? did she see my pic or smth?
xiurong: oh we were talking about how she came to changi. i mean singapore. that was the most vivid memory she had. because she came to singapore... so alone... no friends... no support...
chinh1612: hmmm. when did she come here?
xiurong: and suddenly! out of the blue, a warm hand reached out to her! At least that's how she said it.

WHAT THE HELL, DEAD GIVE AWAY.

chinh1612: when did she come here?
xiurong: mmm, I think its 2005 November.
chinh1612: wth luh. 2005 November. I was still a newbie here. a nerd. how can I be at changi airport. -.-

at this point. I was really stumped.

xiurong: :^)
chinh: i was mugging in the hostel luh. you were messing with me right. -.- omg.
xiurong: no!
chinh1612: OMG
xiurong: she swore to me that she met you!
chinh1612: HENTAI!
xiurong: what!
chinh1612: you damn bad leh.
xiurong: maybe you were picking your friend up at the airport?
chinh1612: i swear i don't even know who she is.
xiurong: you two can make friends! and relieve the memories!
chinh1612: huh =.= i don't recall anything. about ne girl. -.- at all. seriously. is she pretty?
xiurong: yes!
chinh1612: then that's impossible. if she's pretty, and I DID help her at the airport. I would rmb her. -.- duh. -.-

okay, really really really stumped....

xiurong: she was wearing a veil then. aiya you know bangaleshi women.
chinh1612: -.- no i don't. lol.
xiurong: LOL. ARGH.
chinh1612: seriously.
xiurong: okay stop. STOP. this is so lame.
chinh1612: i only saw bangladeshi men. lol.
xiurong: i swear we could go on like this forever and ever. aiya they are not her friends. she is mixed blood.
chinh1612: -.- who is she? -.- who are they? -.- okay I am confused. -.- arhhhh. HENTAI! you are so LAME! -.-
xiurong: ?? eh? you really don't know anything or are you just faking it?

yeah! I thought he was playing along with me. so I played along. zomg, little did I realise...

chinh1612: i don't know. seriously. -.- why would i fake smth liddat? -.-
xiurong: WHAT?? O_________O YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW I WAS JOKING WITH YOU??

and the bomb was dropped.

xiurong: do you know who is ANNYL?
chinh1612: NOOOOOOOOOOO
xiurong: READ IT BACKWARD MY FRIEND.
chinh1612: that's why i was like digging my memory. -.-
xiurong: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
chinh1612: and i can't recall nething. -.-
xiurong: YOU ARE SUCH A JOKER! READ ANNYL BACKWARD!
chinh1612: OMG.
ZOMG.
YOU ARE SO LAME LUH.
-.-

i think he is the one who is slow T_T and to think i thought he was playing along!!! when he totally got tricked???? I think my lying skills are awesome.

drawn by desiree on huiwei's hand. totally fits the mood i was in when i tricked him.