Sunday, April 16, 2006

lalalalalala.

THIS WEEK WAS SO.
SO.
SO.
SO.



ENTERTAINING!

aiyah damn funny lah i tell you all.

----------------- EVENT ONE -----------------------
currently, my arm is like. aching. x(
not from air rifle or whatever lah.
just had the tetanus injection.
SHIT LOR. stupidddd injection.
yeah well.


i was at the doctor, and i was waiting with my mother...
wow the doctor is such a dramatic place man.
i witnessed quite a. erm. interesting sight.
with loads of soundeffects la.

cos this lady she was vomitting.
like really bad.
and she was like: BLEARRRGHHHHHH.
and BLEARRRGHHHHHHH.
and BLEARRGHHHHHHHH.

yeah i counted.
she vomitting thrice.
it didnt stink up the whole place lah thankfully,
and although she was quite poorthing la hor.
but why couldnt she vomit outside...
cos the sound effects and all, somemore the clinic was so quiet,
so the vomitting sound was amplified.

..........eeeeeeeeeeeeeee........

[im so evil :P]

oyah and when the doctor was checking my body right.
then i was like: yeahyeahyeahwhateverwhatever.... t_t


then suddenly he said: lift up your shirt.


i was like: .....Huh?
"lift up your shirt"

my mind: WHAT THE HELL??

although my mum was with me lah.
but hehe. i dont just LIFT UP MY SHIRT FOR ANYONE LAH K..
thats why doctors have the best jobs, they can order ppl around and not get sued -__-

yeah well, so i just lifted, and he put the stetoscope on my body and yadayadayada..
i was like: YOUSTUPIDIDIOTDOCTORHOWCANYOUDOTHISTOME

of course i didnt say it out loud la. but yeah thats what i did.


STILL HAVEN FINISH YET.

he ask me to lie down on the bed.
okay i lay myself on the bed.
then he said "lift up your shirt"
i was like: ENOUGHORNOT!!

and he went to PRESS MY STOMACH.
GAWWWWWWWWDD. you know how terribly afraid of tickles i am.
i couldnt stop squirming.
WHO WONT AH WHEN SOME STRANGER COMES UP AND PRESSES YOUR STOMACH.
and i guess the doctor was erm. pretty irritated? hehe..
but yeah. i just dont like it.


i DONOT LIKE this kinda stuff.


----------------- EVENT TWO -----------------------

the awaited.
FRIDAY!

this post goes out to jocelyn, zuxin and the band ppl. zhiyin, xiaoyou, geraldine, chenying and kangling. :D

FRIDAY WAS DHSSB CONCERT!!
*SCREAM BABY*

yeah met zuxin and jocelyn at cityhall interchange
and we went to burgerking for lunch.
yeah nice little burgetking doesnt offer student meals on public hols. -_-
so jocelyn ordered a cheeseburger, zuxin a fishburger and milo, and me: a flamegrilled salsa beef set tingy.

wah i like eat a lot leh.

yeah so i shared with them...
and we talked about schoollife..
ZUXINS SCHOOLLIFE WAS THE MOSTTT ENTERTAINING... ;);)

and we made our way to VCH.


and

FWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
RAINING SIA!

as in "raining cats and dogs and water" (jocelyn tan, 2006, postcard to xiaoyou, retrieved on 13/4/2006)

so only i brought an umbrella what.
i shall show you our journey.

THREE PPL UNDER A PATHETIC UMBRELLA scene 1

ALL: AHHHH!!!
*run across the road from the mrt with rain stil falling*
"WHERE IS IT??"
"DUNNO LAH!"
"....AIYAH ITS OVER THERE!! WRONG SIDE LAHH HAIYOO!"
*run back across the road, back to mrt"

wetness level: 40%

THREE PPL UNDER A PATHETIC UMBRELLA scene 2

ALL: WAH LAU STUPID RAIN DAMN SIAN.
*walk past some monument thingy and along the pavement*
*blur things in front of us*
"OI WHERE ARE WE GOING??"
"DIE LAH CONCERT START ALREADY!"
"NEVERMIND LAH WE GO INTO THE CONCERT WET [must be from jocelyn]
"HOW CAN LIKETHAT!!" [me hehe]
"NEH THE BUSSTOP JUST THERE ONLY! [zuxin]"
"OKAYOKAYLETS GOLETS GO"
*rush into the busstop*

wetness level: 80%

THREE PPL UNDER A PATHETIC UMBRELLA scene 2.5

"eeyer we're so wet...."
zuxin was the wettest lah, she only had half a body under the umbrella.
i think i was the driest, cos i was caught in the middle. sry peepss!!
luckily we wore a black shirt man.

THREE PPL UNDER A PATHETIC UMBRELLA scene 3

"okok lets go now"
"cross the road ah? later got car come then...."
"WHO CARESS, *drags person*"
then yadayadayada, made our way to VCH.

AT VCH: wet status: 100%

totally dripping man.
and in the concert hall, jocelyn just wanted to SIT on the seats.
i was a bit bu4 hao3 yi4 si4 lah, but jsut followed suit.
and the concert was quite nice... but i just hoped it woulnt be half alumni half band next time.
i saw xiaoyou and zhiyin at the basses! they looked COOL man.
and i saw geraldine! shes sitting like, in front?? hard not to see right..
and i saw chenying too! so cutee. :)

yeah, we went to toilet to dry ourselves and saw zhiyins mum
and at second half, jocelyn kept saying her **** was very itchy
so she missed most of the alumni part.
HEHEHEH.

we shopped at citilink later, and wanted to buy zuxin a bday prezz.
but unfortunately the stuff at citilink were VERYY EX.
luckily there were a coupla sales. like 37degrees: 40-80% DISCOUNT!
happy house: 50% discount!!

cool sia...

----------------- EVENT THREE -----------------------
first day of the week.

in the morning i was damn blur lah, since i slept at 0045 last night...
so i waited at the busstop, and waited and waited.
pretty late already lah, 7+ liao.

then i saw a yellow bus, 961 right? ok board.
then sit in the bus and wait and wait.
then at the point i was expecting the bus to turn into njc

but it went straight,
and pass some church place,
and INTO the expressway to YISHUN.
GOSH.
so i asked someone, is this 961?
someone said: no, its 855.

SHITTTTTT LAH.

immediately stopped at lornie,
and crossed over the busstop to take 74.
i was late lah, but only by 4 mins. :D:D
i should take things easy man,
when im late, then just late all the way lor.
i think i was the only one who was so uptight about it.
the others were like: bleh... whocares..

but at least i didnt get scolding from mr tong lah. :)


okok thats about it. this is such a long post man. -__- cya.

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